Monday, May 19, 2008

McKenna Trapped in Self Induced Hypnosis - The Spoof (satire)


McKenna Trapped in Self Induced Hypnosis
The Spoof (satire), UK - May 14, 2008
Paul McKenna, personal hypnotist self hypnosis cd the rich and famous, is trapped self hypnosis for weight loss a self induced hypnotic state and has been for the last 15 years. ...


The only people who most conversational hypnotists are afraid of hypnotising are the people who they know well. And it is true, that you family and your close friends, those who know how you normally speak, will be the first alerted to the hypnotic elements in your language, and may catch you in the act. this is a problem, as the people who can benefit most from your hypnotic gifts are those who you know well, so to learn how to hypnotise even those who are the most likely to catch you in the act, without them being any the wiser (but much better off!) read on.

Now, just as a pre-warning I will not be teaching you how to control or manipulate them, if you want to learn such things then I'm afraid this blog really isn't for you, I focus on how to use hypnosis and NLP to improve not only your life,. But the lives of those around you also.

Here basically we will be covering how to induce trance states in those you are close to, how to break negative states of conscious (anger etc) and how to make them feel really good around you, and like you all the more for it.

So as you now begin to think of self hypnosis cd you could do with this ability to induce a state of greatly increased suggestibility in your friends and family, and what this could mean to you, let's get right down to the meat of the matter, and show you how to do it.

Now, I am presuming that most of your close mates will look at you with slightly raised eyebrows if you launch into a lecture on how nice it is to relax...now.

So, as a solution, don't say a great deal...

A great starting point is the hypnotic gaze induction, now this has nothing to do with magick or the occult; it is just refocusing your eyes so it appears to them that you are looking through them.

As you seem to look through them, they usually begin to enter a mild trance just through that, try it on yourself in a mirror and see if you don't start to feel a little out of focus!

Now, after you have been gazing through your now slightly entranced friend for a moment or so, you can begin to verbally deepen the state, maintaining the gaze. I find that with family and friends, those who are familiar with your non hypnotic speech pattern, using the quotes pattern helps 100 fold...

So instead of saying "now as you sit there, noticing your breathing..."

You can say "you know...there are some weird people in the world...I was on a bus the other day...and someone sat next to me...looked me right in the eyes... and said for me to notice my breathing...he said that he wanted me to Breath deeper...and relax...and what was the strangest thing...I did relax..Now."

Remember to use your own words, and mark out your embedded commands by perhaps a drop in tonality or a specific gesture.

This should hopefully induce a light trance state, if not... just continue, the great thing about this is that if it doesn't work, no harm is done and you can try again.

"And as I sat there...on the bus...this man...kept telling self esteem hypnosis to feel relaxed...to think about the gentle movement of the bus...and to breath deeper still... and feel so relaxed"

So, hopefully we have the basic trance induction, there are literally 1000s of conversational inductions you can use, soon I will collect what I consider to be the best in a specific article, but for now, just do that or something similar to induce the conversational trance.

Your work here should follow the ABS protocol.

A=attention, (this is done through the hypnotic gaze) B= Bypass the critical factor (This is done though use of the quotes pattern) S=Stimulate the unconscious (this is done though the suggestions to relax)

Now that we have followed the crucial ABS formula, it is time to do our trance work.

This depends on your intention, if your intention is just to practice, then you can do what you like as long as it is positive, and not objectionable (break these rules and risk annoying the critical factor, breaking the trance state and getting slapped)

Your intention should be themed to help them, some examples of what I have done include general happiness, helping a friend with exam nerves, helping a family member before a job interview etc.

With the trance any positive suggestion you give will multiply in strength by dozens of times after you have induced the light trance, so just give them positive suggestions, still be subtle and indirect as a rule, for example: for the simple happiness theme "and as I sat there, in the bus...I couldn't help hear...the strange man...telling me to..Feel so happy...and I felt a sense of comfort...in his suggestions...and couldn't help...allowing myself...to feel really good...really feel good...as i listened to the words he spoke... strangely enough...i did seem to feel happy...perhaps for no reason...which i Knew of"

And now that you know the basics of inducing a trance and giving positive suggestions to your family, it is now time to some much more covert stuff...

Have you ever been ranted at by a family member or friend? Has someone close to you ever really lost it, flew off the handle and gone in to an emotional rant?

Now often times you deserve it, and in those cases it is best to shut up and take it on the chin. However, if they are going too far, and it is best for both you and them if they stop it; it is time to employ the famous pattern interrupt. The interrupt is also great for getting people out of other negative states, such as fear, sadness, anger and such like.

Now really any random statement will do, but it helps to be congruent, say it as if it was something meaningful, this will double the effect.

A simple interrupt alone however will not do much good. This creates a small opening in their consciousness, which if you don't fill returns back to the old negative state that you don't want.

So to fill it you quickly have to re frame the situation, in the small opening assume the role of the one who is in charge, and quickly move them out of the negative frame e of mind.

For example... Break the negative state with a non-sequester like "the dog meowed in the rain last Tuesday."

Quickly step up to them and say something like "now pull yourself together, you know it will be fine, now sit down and you'll be fine"

And hopefully that will help you out, you have followed the ABS formula to a degree:

A: The congruence and importance place on your non-sequester by your tonality grabs their attention

B: You have bypassed the critical factor by creating a small gap of blankness as they struggle to understand what you said

S: you have stimulated the unconscious by taking control of the situation and giving them positive suggestion.

Now, you have some powerful tools here for creating dramatic positive change in the live of those close to you.

You have read about them, it is time to get out into the real word and start doing them, and your inductions don't need to be as weird as a scary stranger on a bus, tailer them to who you are speaking to.

I look forward to reading about your hypnotic adventures!
Nathan Thomas

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